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The Life of Randy Randleson EP

by Zero Degrees North

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1.
Nuns 01:08
I was born to a family of nuns (oh boy) Do your part be nice you are one of god’s sons I was born to a family of sinners Lie cheat and steal you will always be a winner I was born to a family of nuns... I was born to a family of sinners… But who am I to believe? I was born to a family of dogs Those fuckin’ cat’s they’re really shifty guys and I was born to a family of cats What's the deal with dogs they’re always chasing me Who am I to believe? Who am I to believe? Who am I to believe? Who am I to believe?
2.
Mud 02:56
3.
Think of all that you’ve done And put it in a book Now think of all that they’ve done And put it in a more impressive book cause You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell You will not excel You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell You will not excel (I’m sorry but it’s true) You think that you have done your best But I know your best won’t get you that rest Cause You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell You will not excel You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell You will not excel If you try You will succeed But you won't (I dunno what he says here) Cause You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell You will not excel You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell You…. You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well
4.
Randy 02:12
Randy Randleson has got a mortgage and two broken condoms that caused his marriage but that's ok Randy's got a plan a real ace in the hole he's thought of for years he's gonna... kill his wife, and his kids too :) he'll bury their bodies in the woods then move to Arizona Randy comes home from work and so does his wife his wife says hi randy says goodbye he... reaches for a knife, a butter knife, anything that will cut and slice he'll chop her body into pieces Randy you fucked up Randy you messed up Randy I don't feel bad Randy you did not do well RANDY! RANDY! RANDY!
5.
TeeVee Time 02:47
Peter pan went to neverland and Mufasa died at his brother's’ hand and Circus says Francis was the man and Jim was attacked by a snow man This is… what I believe This is teevee Potter beat the basilisk and Jake has faith in Finn’s risks and Red always seems to be pissed and Prock always has a broken wrist This is… what I believe This is teevee (proceed to yodel)
6.
Randy's Son 02:20
I’ve been wondering I’ve been wondering where you’ve been these couple years I’ve been wondering I’ve been wondering if you finally quit the beer Or if you still needed to satisfy those crocodile tears I wondered if you quit I wonder if you stopped I wonder if you even came near I wondered if you quit I wonder if you stopped I wonder if you even came near I wondered if you quit I wonder if you stopped I wonder if you even came near Do you still hide? Do you still run? From things that are fun Like responsibilities… mom and me I got a letter sealed sitting on my desk waiting to be read I think about it every night just before I go off to bed Maybe if I read it it’ll fix all the shit that you said Maybe if I burn it then you’ll finally be gone from my head Maybe if I read it it’ll fix all the shit that you said Maybe if I burn it then you’ll finally be gone from my head Do you still hide? Do you still run? From things that are fun Like responsibilities… mom and me I knew you weren’t coming back The day that you packed I knew you weren’t coming back The day that you packed Do you still hide? Do you still run? From things that are fun Like responsibilities… mom and me
7.
Let’s get rich and famous Then we'll spit on the ones who made us We’ll by some fancy shit just to show We’ve got extra money that we can blow Our marketing team Will make sure we’ve got the best kind of money making lyrical scheme We’re stuck in your head So we’ll cash in While you’re drowning in pool of debt you can’t swim in You can’t swim in… We got nothing to do but wait around and be told how to play the songs that we’ll call our own So we’ll do lot’s of drugs and party We live nice and snug fuck charity Fuck charity… So let’s break the law we’ll get away with murder We’ll say goodbye to our useless families The cycle continues thanks to you consumers We’re narcissists we’re selfish dicks we’re chauvinists we’re fucking pricks

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The Life of Randy Randleson is about some poor dude's life. It kinda sucks hardcore.

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released March 27, 2017

Thanks to Danelo Records for recording!
Annabelle- Drums
Garrett- Guitar/Vocals
Ava- Bass

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We're a teen punk band in Phoenix AZ. I guess you could say we like music...a lot.
We also like long walks on the beach and traveling!

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