The Life of Randy Randleson EP

by Zero Degrees North

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The Life of Randy Randleson is about some poor dude's life. It kinda sucks hardcore.

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released March 27, 2017

Thanks to Danelo Records for recording!
Annabelle- Drums
Garrett- Guitar/Vocals
Ava- Bass

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Zero Degrees North Phoenix, Arizona

We're a teen punk band in Phoenix AZ. I guess you could say we like music...a lot.
We also like long walks on the beach and traveling!

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Track Name: Nuns
I was born to a family of nuns (oh boy)
Do your part be nice you are one of god’s sons
I was born to a family of sinners
Lie cheat and steal you will always be a winner

I was born to a family of nuns...
I was born to a family of sinners…

But who am I to believe?

I was born to a family of dogs
Those fuckin’ cat’s they’re really shifty guys and
I was born to a family of cats
What's the deal with dogs they’re always chasing me

Who am I to believe?
Who am I to believe?
Who am I to believe?
Who am I to believe?
Track Name: The Other Song
Think of all that you’ve done
And put it in a book
Now think of all that they’ve done
And put it in a more impressive book cause

You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell
You will not excel
You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell
You will not excel (I’m sorry but it’s true)

You think that you have done your best
But I know your best won’t get you that rest
Cause
You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell
You will not excel
You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell
You will not excel

If you try
You will succeed
But you won't
(I dunno what he says here)

Cause
You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell
You will not excel
You think you’ve done well but there’s something I can tell
You….

You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well
You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well You think you’ve done well
Track Name: Randy
Randy Randleson
has got a mortgage
and two broken condoms
that caused his marriage
but that's ok
Randy's got a plan
a real ace in the hole
he's thought of for years

he's gonna...

kill his wife, and his kids too :)
he'll bury their bodies in the woods
then move to Arizona

Randy comes home from work
and so does his wife
his wife says hi
randy says goodbye

he...

reaches for a knife, a butter knife, anything that will cut and slice
he'll chop her body into pieces


Randy you fucked up
Randy you messed up
Randy I don't feel bad
Randy you did not do well

RANDY!
RANDY!
RANDY!
Track Name: TeeVee Time
Peter pan went to neverland and
Mufasa died at his brother's’ hand and
Circus says Francis was the man and
Jim was attacked by a snow man

This is… what I believe
This is teevee

Potter beat the basilisk and
Jake has faith in Finn’s risks and
Red always seems to be pissed and
Prock always has a broken wrist
This is… what I believe
This is teevee

(proceed to yodel)
Track Name: Randy's Son
I’ve been wondering I’ve been wondering where you’ve been these couple years
I’ve been wondering I’ve been wondering if you finally quit the beer
Or if you still needed to satisfy those crocodile tears
I wondered if you quit I wonder if you stopped I wonder if you even came near
I wondered if you quit I wonder if you stopped I wonder if you even came near
I wondered if you quit I wonder if you stopped I wonder if you even came near

Do you still hide?
Do you still run?
From things that are fun
Like responsibilities… mom and me

I got a letter sealed sitting on my desk waiting to be read
I think about it every night just before I go off to bed
Maybe if I read it it’ll fix all the shit that you said
Maybe if I burn it then you’ll finally be gone from my head
Maybe if I read it it’ll fix all the shit that you said
Maybe if I burn it then you’ll finally be gone from my head

Do you still hide?
Do you still run?
From things that are fun
Like responsibilities… mom and me

I knew you weren’t coming back
The day that you packed
I knew you weren’t coming back
The day that you packed

Do you still hide?
Do you still run?
From things that are fun
Like responsibilities… mom and me
Track Name: March of the Idiots
Let’s get rich and famous
Then we'll spit on the ones who made us
We’ll by some fancy shit just to show
We’ve got extra money that we can blow

Our marketing team
Will make sure we’ve got the best kind of money making lyrical scheme
We’re stuck in your head
So we’ll cash in
While you’re drowning in pool of debt you can’t swim in

You can’t swim in…

We got nothing to do but wait around and be told how to play the songs that we’ll call our own
So we’ll do lot’s of drugs and party
We live nice and snug fuck charity
Fuck charity…

So let’s break the law we’ll get away with murder
We’ll say goodbye to our useless families
The cycle continues thanks to you consumers
We’re narcissists we’re selfish dicks we’re chauvinists we’re fucking pricks